The Green Coalition??

Who needs an exotic spice market when you've got the British countryside?

In celebration of the yellow Liberals joining the blue Tories in our new coalition (May Blessings Be Upon It) here are the raw materials - dandelion petals - for a batch of cordial and wine which surely rival anything in the bazaars of Bangalore or Fez.  Even in its cloudy early state the wine looks like liquid sunshine.

Let's hope the sun does indeed shine on the new setup.  But for those of us who are Green sympathizers, the prospects in that particular department don't look too bright, I'm afraid. How green will this coalition really be? Well, here's a visual aid:

This text is roughly the colour of green you get if you mix the RGB settings of official Liberal Yellow with a middling Tory blue of the hue they seem to favour on their website, in the proportions (40/60) of the votes that form the coalition.  

Not very deep or striking is it?